Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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