i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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