you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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