Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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