Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Drunk is a universal language darling
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