what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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