I puked a lego.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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