We're like a lot better than the average bears
I cockslap morals
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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