Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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