My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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