Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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