Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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