office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Who died my cat blue again?
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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