Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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