Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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