Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
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