why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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