Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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