my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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