Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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