yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
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