this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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