Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
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