how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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