no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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