He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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