we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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