i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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