super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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