Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
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