This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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