I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
We were destined to go to rehab together
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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