I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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