1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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