Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
But theres a keg here and me gusta
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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