Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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