If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
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