just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
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