Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Randomize
