Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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