i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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