she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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