why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I currently don't understand fingers.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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