We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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