You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
When did we convert life to cartoon?
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
