if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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