just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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