there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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