So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
