Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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