She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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