Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
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