Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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