Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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