yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
i dont even know how to be here
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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